Intaxication -- Euphoria you feel at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you remember it was your money to start with....
Time to lighten the load here:
- Thread starter instaGATOR
- Start date
Bozone -- The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating,
The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future....
(and never in the case of the Demonrats imo)
The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future....
(and never in the case of the Demonrats imo)
Foreploy -- Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.... 😁
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Giraffiti -- Vandalism spray-painted very very high up the wall.... 😉
Sarchasim -- The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit, and the person that doesn't get it....
(often found here on these boards) 😉
(often found here on these boards) 😉
What is the definition of a gynecologist? A spreader of old wives tails.
Inoculatte -- To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.... 😤
On Men and Women:
There are 2 ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither of them work.... 😏
There are 3 kinds of men:
1. The one's that learn by reading.
2. The few that learn from observation.
3. The rest of them that have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.... 😲
There are 2 ways of arguing with a woman.
Neither of them work.... 😏
There are 3 kinds of men:
1. The one's that learn by reading.
2. The few that learn from observation.
3. The rest of them that have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.... 😲
I even have one for ole sadgator...
Osteopornosis -- A degenerate disease...
Osteopornosis -- A degenerate disease...
Now to more current wordmanship...
Karmageddon -- It's like when everyone is sending off all of those really bad vides, right? 😎
Karmageddon -- It's like when everyone is sending off all of those really bad vides, right? 😎
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Decafalon -- The grueling event of getting through the day consuming > only things that are good for you... 😑
Couple of things on that vid head-nailed-to-da-flor. 😉
GOLF = Gentlemen Only - Ladies Forbidden
And that's not golf anyway, it's more like drinking while riding with a dumbchit step off to a back flip.
Looks closer to poor form women's gymnastics to me.... 😁
Dopeler Effect -- The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you fast....
Hoping that's not my last post to this thread....
Hoping that's not my last post to this thread....
Arachnoleptic Fit (n) -- The frantic dance performed just after you've accidently walked through a spider web... (this one comes with a personal story)
Locally we call that the 'screaming spider dance.'
I was going deer hunting very early one morning in Lockloosia SE of G'ville.
Still pre-sunrise with light fog as I walked, looking down, following a trail of very fresh deer tracks, instead of watching were I was going.
I walked straight into a 6-8' diameter banana spider web that enveloped me completely, and what felt like a squirrel dropping on my shoulder and was beginning to move around.
The results were momentarily terrifying for me, 😒 but would have been absolutely hysterical for anyone else watching the results of my own 'SCREAMING' spider dance..... 😁
Locally we call that the 'screaming spider dance.'
I was going deer hunting very early one morning in Lockloosia SE of G'ville.
Still pre-sunrise with light fog as I walked, looking down, following a trail of very fresh deer tracks, instead of watching were I was going.
I walked straight into a 6-8' diameter banana spider web that enveloped me completely, and what felt like a squirrel dropping on my shoulder and was beginning to move around.
The results were momentarily terrifying for me, 😒 but would have been absolutely hysterical for anyone else watching the results of my own 'SCREAMING' spider dance..... 😁
