Speaking of dumbasses, this proves people in Louisiana are dumbasses.
Time to lighten the load here:
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In Louisiana and Florida, she ain't wrong.
Probably would have done more damage if he would have just lean on or sat on the truck.
Back to this threads intended purpose....
I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a wrapped present.
It's a gift!
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Apparently, the invisible man had a sister.
Really?
Ye, they were identical twins....
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I used to scuba dive but I game it up.
Deep down, I realized it just wasn't for me....
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My sister said that there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've see her face when I drove pasta...
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Have you heard the joke about constipation?
Me neither; is hasn't come out yet....
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My family told me to get help with my drinking.
So I hired a bartender....
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Wife in bed:
What's that noise? I hate picky little noises that I don't know where they're coming from.
If I know where they're coming from, then they don't bother me.
Always Helpful Husband:
It's termites eating away at the supporting beams of our house. --- Sleep tight! 😁
I have this incredible ability to predict what's inside a wrapped present.
It's a gift!
=====
Apparently, the invisible man had a sister.
Really?
Ye, they were identical twins....
=====
I used to scuba dive but I game it up.
Deep down, I realized it just wasn't for me....
=====
My sister said that there's no way I could build a car out of spaghetti.
You should've see her face when I drove pasta...
=====
Have you heard the joke about constipation?
Me neither; is hasn't come out yet....
=====
My family told me to get help with my drinking.
So I hired a bartender....
=====
Wife in bed:
What's that noise? I hate picky little noises that I don't know where they're coming from.
If I know where they're coming from, then they don't bother me.
Always Helpful Husband:
It's termites eating away at the supporting beams of our house. --- Sleep tight! 😁
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Just follow the logic of it..... 🤓
Why do women wear make-up and perfume, and some more than others?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.... 😲 -- 😳 ----- 😁
Why do women wear make-up and perfume, and some more than others?
Because they are ugly and they smell bad.... 😲 -- 😳 ----- 😁
Before I stumbled upon this, I only knew him as Boss Hogg.
As of yesterday, schools out for the summer, so in celebration, I bring back this 1950's favorite...
School's out, school's out, teacher let the fools out,
one went east, one went west, one went up the teachers dress.... 😲
School's out, school's out, teacher let the fools out,
one went east, one went west, one went up the teachers dress.... 😲
